Script
"Ello, my name is Colin, and ill be your waitor for this evening.."

The first voice is near "name" (very quiet) and the second voice is near "ill be" and is impossible to miss.

Like I said, this is an imitation of a waitor from when I was about 12... Embarassing, but ill just bear it in order to get yalls opinion.

But please dont laugh too hard :)